1 Percebendo, pois, Joabe, filho de Zeruia, que o coração do rei começava a inclinar-se para Absalão, 2 mandou trazer de Tecoa uma mulher sábia e lhe disse: Finge que estás profundamente triste, põe vestidos de luto, não te unjas com óleo e sê como mulher que há já muitos dias está de luto por algum morto. 3 Apresenta-te ao rei e fala-lhe tais e tais palavras. E Joabe lhe pôs as palavras na boca. 4 A mulher tecoíta apresentou-se ao rei, e, inclinando-se, prostrou-se com o rosto em terra, e disse: Salva-me, ó rei! 5 Perguntou-lhe o rei: Que tens? Ela respondeu: Ah! Sou mulher viúva; morreu meu marido. 6 Tinha a tua serva dois filhos, os quais brigaram entre si no campo, e não houve quem os apartasse; um feriu ao outro e o matou. 7 Eis que toda a parentela se levantou contra a tua serva, e disseram: Dá-nos aquele que feriu a seu irmão, para que o matemos, em vingança da vida de quem ele matou e para que destruamos também o herdeiro. Assim, apagarão a última brasa que me ficou, de sorte que não deixam a meu marido nome, nem sobrevivente na terra.

8 Disse o rei à mulher: Vai para tua casa, e eu darei ordens a teu respeito. 9 Disse a mulher tecoíta ao rei: A culpa, ó rei, meu senhor, caia sobre mim e sobre a casa de meu pai; o rei, porém, e o seu trono sejam inocentes. 10 Disse o rei: Quem falar contra ti, traze-mo a mim; e nunca mais te tocará. 11 Disse ela: Ora, lembra-te, ó rei, do Senhor, teu Deus, para que os vingadores do sangue não se multipliquem a matar e exterminem meu filho. Respondeu ele: Tão certo como vive o Senhor, não há de cair no chão nem um só dos cabelos de teu filho.

12 Então, disse a mulher: Permite que a tua serva fale uma palavra contigo, ó rei, meu senhor. Disse ele: Fala. 13 Prosseguiu a mulher: Por que pensas tu doutro modo contra o povo de Deus? Pois, em pronunciando o rei esse juízo, condena-se a si mesmo, visto que não quer fazer voltar o seu desterrado. 14 Porque temos de morrer e somos como águas derramadas na terra que já não se podem juntar; pois Deus não tira a vida, mas cogita meios para que o banido não permaneça arrojado de sua presença. 15 Se vim, agora, falar esta palavra ao rei, meu senhor, é porque o povo me atemorizou; pois dizia a tua serva: Falarei ao rei; porventura, ele fará segundo a palavra da sua serva. 16 Porque o rei atenderá, para livrar a sua serva da mão do homem que intenta destruir tanto a mim como a meu filho da herança de Deus. 17 Dizia mais a tua serva: Seja, agora, a palavra do rei, meu senhor, para a minha tranquilidade; porque, como um anjo de Deus, assim é o rei, meu senhor, para discernir entre o bem e o mal. O Senhor, teu Deus, será contigo. 18 Então, respondeu o rei e disse à mulher: Peço-te que não me encubras o que eu te perguntar. Respondeu a mulher: Pois fale o rei, meu senhor. 19 Disse o rei: Não é certo que a mão de Joabe anda contigo em tudo isto? Respondeu ela: Tão certo como vive a tua alma, ó rei, meu senhor, ninguém se poderá desviar, nem para a direita nem para a esquerda, de tudo quanto o rei, meu senhor, tem dito; porque Joabe, teu servo, é quem me deu ordem e foi ele quem ditou à tua serva todas estas palavras. 20 Para mudar o aspecto deste caso foi que o teu servo Joabe fez isto. Porém sábio é meu senhor, segundo a sabedoria de um anjo de Deus, para entender tudo o que se passa na terra.

21 Então, o rei disse a Joabe: Atendi ao teu pedido; vai, pois, e traze o jovem Absalão. 22 Inclinando-se Joabe, prostrou-se em terra, abençoou o rei e disse: Hoje, reconheço que achei mercê diante de ti, ó rei, meu senhor; porque o rei fez segundo a palavra do seu servo. 23 Levantou-se Joabe, foi a Gesur e trouxe Absalão a Jerusalém. 24 Disse o rei: Torne para a sua casa e não veja a minha face. Tornou, pois, Absalão para sua casa e não viu a face do rei.

25 Não havia, porém, em todo o Israel homem tão celebrado por sua beleza como Absalão; da planta do pé ao alto da cabeça, não havia nele defeito algum. 26 Quando cortava o cabelo (e isto se fazia no fim de cada ano, porquanto muito lhe pesava), seu peso era de duzentos siclos, segundo o peso real. 27 Também nasceram a Absalão três filhos e uma filha, cujo nome era Tamar; esta era mulher formosa à vista.

28 Tendo ficado Absalão dois anos em Jerusalém e sem ver a face do rei, 29 mandou ele chamar a Joabe, para o enviar ao rei; porém ele não quis vir. Mandou chamá-lo segunda vez, mas ainda não quis ele vir. 30 Então, disse aos seus servos: Vede ali o pedaço de campo de Joabe pegado ao meu, e tem cevada nele; ide e metei-lhe fogo. E os servos de Absalão meteram fogo nesse pedaço de campo. 31 Então, Joabe se levantou, e foi à casa de Absalão, e lhe disse: Por que meteram fogo os teus servos no pedaço de campo que é meu? 32 Respondeu Absalão a Joabe: Mandei chamar-te, dizendo: Vem cá, para que te envie ao rei, a dizer-lhe: Para que vim de Gesur? Melhor me fora estar ainda lá. Agora, pois, quero ver a face do rei; se há em mim alguma culpa, que me mate. 33 Então, Joabe foi ao rei e lho disse. Chamou o rei a Absalão, e este se lhe apresentou e inclinou-se sobre o rosto em terra, diante do rei. O rei beijou a Absalão.

1 Now Joab the son of Zeruiah perceived that the king’s heart was toward Absalom. 2 And Joab sent to Tekoa, and fetched thence a wise woman, and said unto her, I pray thee, feign thyself to be a mourner, and put on mourning apparel, I pray thee, and anoint not thyself with oil, but be as a woman that hath a long time mourned for the dead: 3 and go in to the king, and speak on this manner unto him. So Joab put the words in her mouth.

4 And when the woman of Tekoa spake to the king, she fell on her face to the ground, and did obeisance, and said, Help, O king. 5 And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, Of a truth I am a widow, and my husband is dead. 6 And thy handmaid had two sons, and they two strove together in the field, and there was none to part them, but the one smote the other, and killed him. 7 And, behold, the whole family is risen against thy handmaid, and they say, Deliver him that smote his brother, that we may kill him for the life of his brother whom he slew, and so destroy the heir also. Thus will they quench my coal which is left, and will leave to my husband neither name nor remainder upon the face of the earth.

8 And the king said unto the woman, Go to thy house, and I will give charge concerning thee. 9 And the woman of Tekoa said unto the king, My lord, O king, the iniquity be on me, and on my father’s house; and the king and his throne be guiltless. 10 And the king said, Whosoever saith aught unto thee, bring him to me, and he shall not touch thee any more. 11 Then said she, I pray thee, let the king remember Jehovah thy God, that the avenger of blood destroy not any more, lest they destroy my son. And he said, As Jehovah liveth, there shall not one hair of thy son fall to the earth.

12 Then the woman said, Let thy handmaid, I pray thee, speak a word unto my lord the king. And he said, Say on. 13 And the woman said, Wherefore then hast thou devised such a thing against the people of God? for in speaking this word the king is as one that is guilty, in that the king doth not fetch home again his banished one. 14 For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again; neither doth God take away life, but deviseth means, that he that is banished be not an outcast from him. 15 Now therefore seeing that I am come to speak this word unto my lord the king, it is because the people have made me afraid: and thy handmaid said, I will now speak unto the king; it may be that the king will perform the request of his servant. 16 For the king will hear, to deliver his servant out of the hand of the man that would destroy me and my son together out of the inheritance of God. 17 Then thy handmaid said, Let, I pray thee, the word of my lord the king be comfortable; for as an angel of God, so is my lord the king to discern good and bad: and Jehovah thy God be with thee.

18 Then the king answered and said unto the woman, Hide not from me, I pray thee, aught that I shall ask thee. And the woman said, Let my lord the king now speak. 19 And the king said, Is the hand of Joab with thee in all this? And the woman answered and said, As thy soul liveth, my lord the king, none can turn to the right hand or to the left from aught that my lord the king hath spoken; for thy servant Joab, he bade me, and he put all these words in the mouth of thy handmaid; 20 to change the face of the matter hath thy servant Joab done this thing: and my lord is wise, according to the wisdom of an angel of God, to know all things that are in the earth.

21 And the king said unto Joab, Behold now, I have done this thing: go therefore, bring the young man Absalom back. 22 And Joab fell to the ground on his face, and did obeisance, and blessed the king; and Joab said, To-day thy servant knoweth that I have found favor in thy sight, my lord, O king, in that the king hath performed the request of his servant. 23 So Joab arose and went to Geshur, and brought Absalom to Jerusalem. 24 And the king said, Let him turn to his own house, but let him not see my face. So Absalom turned to his own house, and saw not the king’s face.

25 Now in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him. 26 And when he cut the hair of his head (now it was at every year’s end that he cut it; because it was heavy on him, therefore he cut it); he weighed the hair of his head at two hundred shekels, after the king’s weight. 27 And unto Absalom there were born three sons, and one daughter, whose name was Tamar: she was a woman of a fair countenance.

28 And Absalom dwelt two full years in Jerusalem; and he saw not the king’s face. 29 Then Absalom sent for Joab, to send him to the king; but he would not come to him: and he sent again a second time, but he would not come. 30 Therefore he said unto his servants, See, Joab’s field is near mine, and he hath barley there; go and set it on fire. And Absalom’s servants set the field on fire. 31 Then Joab arose, and came to Absalom unto his house, and said unto him, Wherefore have thy servants set my field on fire? 32 And Absalom answered Joab, Behold, I sent unto thee, saying, Come hither, that I may send thee to the king, to say, Wherefore am I come from Geshur? it were better for me to be there still. Now therefore let me see the king’s face; and if there be iniquity in me, let him kill me. 33 So Joab came to the king, and told him; and when he had called for Absalom, he came to the king, and bowed himself on his face to the ground before the king: and the king kissed Absalom.

1 Joab son of Zeruiah knew that the king's heart longed for Absalom.

2 So Joab sent someone to Tekoa and had a wise woman brought from there. He said to her, "Pretend you are in mourning. Dress in mourning clothes, and don't use any cosmetic lotions. Act like a woman who has spent many days grieving for the dead.

3 Then go to the king and speak these words to him." And Joab put the words in her mouth.

4 When the woman from Tekoa went "to the king, she fell with her face to the ground to pay him honor, and she said, "Help me, Your Majesty!"

5 The king asked her, "What is troubling you?" She said, "I am a widow; my husband is dead.

6 I your servant had two sons. They got into a fight with each other in the field, and no one was there to separate them. One struck the other and killed him.

7 Now the whole clan has risen up against your servant; they say, 'Hand over the one who struck his brother down, so that we may put him to death for the life of his brother whom he killed; then we will get rid of the heir as well.' They would put out the only burning coal I have left, leaving my husband neither name nor descendant on the face of the earth."

8 The king said to the woman, "Go home, and I will issue an order in your behalf."

9 But the woman from Tekoa said to him, "Let my lord the king pardon me and my family, and let the king and his throne be without guilt."

10 The king replied, "If anyone says anything to you, bring them to me, and they will not bother you again."

11 She said, "Then let the king invoke the LORD his God to prevent the avenger of blood from adding to the destruction, so that my son will not be destroyed." "As surely as the LORD lives," he said, "not one hair of your son's head will fall to the ground."

12 Then the woman said, "Let your servant speak a word to my lord the king." "Speak," he replied.

13 The woman said, "Why then have you devised a thing like this against the people of God? When the king says this, does he not convict himself, for the king has not brought back his banished son?

14 Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die. But that is not what God desires; rather, he devises ways so that a banished person does not remain banished from him.

15 "And now I have come to say this to my lord the king because the people have made me afraid. Your servant thought, 'I will speak to the king; perhaps he will grant his servant's request.

16 Perhaps the king will agree to deliver his servant from the hand of the man who is trying to cut off both me and my son from God's inheritance.'

17 "And now your servant says, 'May the word of my lord the king secure my inheritance, for my lord the king is like an angel of God in discerning good and evil. May the LORD your God be with you.'"

18 Then the king said to the woman, "Don't keep from me the answer to what I am going to ask you." "Let my lord the king speak," the woman said.

19 The king asked, "Isn't the hand of Joab with you in all this?" The woman answered, "As surely as you live, my lord the king, no one can turn to the right or to the left from anything my lord the king says. Yes, it was your servant Joab who instructed me to do this and who put all these words into the mouth of your servant.

20 Your servant Joab did this to change the present situation. My lord has wisdom like that of an angel of God —he knows everything that happens in the land."

21 The king said to Joab, "Very well, I will do it. Go, bring back the young man Absalom."

22 Joab fell with his face to the ground to pay him honor, and he blessed the king. Joab said, "Today your servant knows that he has found favor in your eyes, my lord the king, because the king has granted his servant's request."

23 Then Joab went to Geshur and brought Absalom back to Jerusalem.

24 But the king said, "He must go to his own house; he must not see my face." So Absalom went to his own house and did not see the face of the king.

25 In all Israel there was not a man so highly praised for his handsome appearance as Absalom. From the top of his head to the sole of his foot there was no blemish in him.

26 Whenever he cut the hair of his head —he used to cut his hair once a year because it became too heavy for him —he would weigh it, and its weight was two hundred shekels "by the royal standard.

27 Three sons and a daughter were born to Absalom. His daughter's name was Tamar, and she became a beautiful woman.

28 Absalom lived two years in Jerusalem without seeing the king's face.

29 Then Absalom sent for Joab in order to send him to the king, but Joab refused to come to him. So he sent a second time, but he refused to come.

30 Then he said to his servants, "Look, Joab's field is next to mine, and he has barley there. Go and set it on fire." So Absalom's servants set the field on fire.

31 Then Joab did go to Absalom's house, and he said to him, "Why have your servants set my field on fire?"

32 Absalom said to Joab, "Look, I sent word to you and said, 'Come here so I can send you to the king to ask, "Why have I come from Geshur? It would be better for me if I were still there!"' Now then, I want to see the king's face, and if I am guilty of anything, let him put me to death."

33 So Joab went to the king and told him this. Then the king summoned Absalom, and he came in and bowed down with his face to the ground before the king. And the king kissed Absalom.